Q: Why is it that I am making up questions to answer instead of sleeping like a person?
A: If I knew the answer to the latter part of my question, I would be asleep now, wouldn’t I?
Q: Why am I answering a question with a question?
A: Man, my perpetual impatience with people who take their time responding is annoying. I wasn’t done answering, and I was going to answer my question with a question and then a statement.
Q: Uh, I guess to make this a “Q” I have to respond in the interrogative… I’m sorry?
A: In A to your Q, Q, I am making up questions to answer because (a) It amuses me; (b) A question is necessary to carry on with this Q & A format; and (c) My mom’s a question!
Q: What does that even mean, “My mom’s a question?”
A: Not for the first nor last time, Q: Shut yer face.
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