What about myself do I want to share with a bunch of anonymous strangers?

Frankly, this question is making me reconsider the wisdom of publishing this blog using my full name – I mean, is making me feel self-congratulatory about having had the wisdom and foresight to publish it under a pseudonym that bears no resemblance to my real name, Geoffrey Nilesmithersmith Ralphampshirely Hammersteelingtonhamsonforderson Coollorderstonehamsonhamsonton, Jr., or my real nickname, the Geoffhammer.

Thank Thor (the only deity powerful enough to dream of wielding the Geoffhammer) I was smart enough to keep that information to myself.